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    How Come A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay
$1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

    How Come A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

    How Come A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife
can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

    How Come To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot. And not
try to understand her at all.

    How Come Married men live longer than single men. But married men
are a lot more willing to die.

    How Come Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use
in two people remembering the same thing.

    How Come Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow
deteriorate during the night.

    How Come A woman marries a man expecting he will change ， but he
doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she
does.

    How Come A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man
says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

    How Come There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman，
before marriage and after marriage.

    How Come If a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment If
a woman talks dirty to a man it's nine dollars a minute.

    p.s How Come就是：為什么會(huì)這樣呢？？