J. Just think ， that sphinxhas a sphincter that stinks ！

    K. Knapsack straps.

    Knife and a fork， bottle and a cork， that is the way you spell New
York.

    L. Lily ladles little Letty's lentil soup.

    Listen to the local yokelyodel.

    Lovely lemon liniment.

    M. Meet Sir Cecil Thistlethwaite， the celebrated theologicalstatistician.

    Mix ， Miss Mix ！

    Moose noshing much mush.

    Mosessupposes his toeses are roses， but moses supposes erroneously.
For moses ， he knowses his toeses aren't roses as moses supposes his
toeses to be！

    Mrs. Smith's Fish Sauce Shop.

    My dame hath a lame tame crane. My dame hath a crane that is lame.

    Mr. Cook said to a cook ： "Look at this cook-book. It's very good."
So the cook took the advice of Mr. Cook and bought the book.

    N. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.